David Beckham’s 51st Birthday Kiss From Victoria Isn’t Couple Goals. It’s Something Harder.

David Beckham turned 51 on Friday. Victoria leaned over at The Dorchester, planted a kiss on his cheek, and the internet did what the internet does. Half the comments crowned them couple goals. The other half started counting down to the next tabloid rumor. Both takes are lazy. Both miss what’s actually happening in that…